Friday, August 28, 2009

SArge Review! "PS3 SLIME"

Well well well




Look who comes CRAWLDING BACK...


So as many of you noticed, I had talked about the original PS3 with much Distaine, saying things like "not 'nuff Slime" and "slimeitUP!". Well the goopy preistess has returned in the form of PS3 SLIME, the goopiest princess of them all. What are the games?

BATMANAGER 2000: ARCADE ASYLAM: good game

MACDONALDS TROPHY WIFE: good

RAMPART 350: sucks (there is bricks in this game)

METAL GEAR SOLID: sucks

TEKKEN 1 REBOUND: good (new punches and a new kick)

BIGG-KNIFE KNIFES HIS TROPHY WIFE: Say senor!!!

RACING RINGS: LORD OF THE RACING RINGS: Fast pacin' face racin SIGN ME UP PA

THE GENUINE PROPHECY: sucks


FAT PRINCELETS:


So as you can clearly see the PS3 slime is great. Also, when you plug in the controller, it probably makes a gushy grimy gooshy sound like "SCHPLOCK" or no like "SCHHHHLAK" or like "FFFWWOOOP-OP-OPPPPPP" sorta. also it is fun to play but I dunno i havent tried it

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