Wednesday, August 10, 2011

Sarge's Top 10 FREE #1 Insults!

Hey you! Guess what time it is, time for Sarge to GIVE AWAY his #1 insults. That's right, the "master of disaster" himself knows how to strike hard with his words, and his words make a powerful iron fist when he strikes with them. Now you can, too. Each of these insults is field tested and 100% approven to be 100% INSULTING to your character. No man can avoid being called these names! Some of these insults cost MONEY that goes to Sarge's coffers.

Without further, here comes the FREE STUFF!




TOP TEN FREE #1 INSULTS!

#10 - "What is that you say? Sarge is a Nincompoop? Who you callin' a nincompoop?"

#9 - Blessed be, you are a ugly vision! I hope you dont become a god and then make ME be lookin' all ugly and stuff like that!!!

#8 - You tried to ride a bike once and fell down and a clicf? That's so dumb, what the hell!!

#7 - [JOKE CENSORED BY THE FBI FOR SAFETY CONCERNS - THIS JOIKE IS SO FUNNY IT MIGHT OF CAUSED IMPORTANT NATIONAL CRANUIUMS TO EXPLODE]

#6 - (99 cents) Your mom looks like a dinosaur skull thats like 600+ years old!! hahaha!

#5 - You're a real jerk!

#4 - You are so ugly, that you look like you just spoiled out of Ardof Hitlers caustic grave! you son of a gun!!!

#3 - Satan's butt called and he wants his ASS back (its on your face, what is that, a satan's ass or a mask i cant tell!!!) also bonus joke: what did the farmr say to the city sanitation department officer? (text 123sarge and send me 99 cents for the punchline, its a real fuckin' funny joke.)

#2 - This one costs 99 cents to use (Paypal to Sarge): what did the famrmer say to the onion? NOTE: When you need to use this insult, say that to someone and then text "INSULTNUMBERX" where X is the number joke that you want, and I will text you back the punch-line as soon as I see that the payment has went through into my COFFERS.

Presneting the #1 BEST JOKE i ever insulted someone with. It was originally said at the grocery store when I was buying Weightpump Fuel 55K.

#1 - If you EVER piss me off again, I am pulling out a concealed weapon and shooting you in the face. JUST SO YA KNO!!!

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Well that about sums up all of the joks there are. Feel free to modify some of the stuff in there, like how many bullets you use to kill people with and stuff, but other than that STICK TO THE SCRIPT U DOPE

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