The president leaned into the big puffy microphone and said: "and the economy is bad so...."
Just then a Pumpkin fell on his head! He looked up and it wasn't a pumpkin, it was a damn coconut! "that's what that is!" Obama yelled and pointed. Just then:
"BONK!!!" went the coconut right on his head. Someone laughed at Obamas misfortune, probably some jerkoff, and a secret officer for the NBA immediately shot him dead on sight (it was a tranquilizer dart).
Then the coconut did something unexpected: it rolled into a bush nearby. Obama quickly rummaged through the bush and produced the coconut. He said, then: "Take this, you stupid coconut!" and kicked it up back inot he tree.
Then the press conference resumed. He started saying stuff about the economy again and all of sudden a COCONUT fell on his head!
NOT THIS AGAIN!!!! He said. Then his pants fell off. The end. PS who u votin for?