pfft you gotta be kidin me get the hell out of
here with your crap ass joke.
Here are the jokes, use them for your purposes!
JOKE ONE - This is a new joke that I created. Requires 2 participants for perfect execution. GO!
Person 1: Hey there, do you know any good Baseball puns?
Person 2: Yes. Batman got punched in the face by a badguy and his butthole closed up forever.
JOKE TWO - a good joke for parties
Me: I should change my name to "Fuck" so whenever someone says "yo, Fuck!" I can turn around and be like "you called?" Or possibly "no I wont marry you
JOKE THREE - ultimate joke
Man 1: pulls out a rocket saw and kills man 2
Man 2: Did you really think that would work? Ha ha ha ha ha! Your nightmare... has only ... just BEGUN!!!
JOKE FOUR - Coops joke.
Cop 1: Alright fellar you're under errest get in the jail RIGHT NOW!!!
Robber: But sir, I didnt do anything. You got the wrong guy!
Cop 1: No. Cop 1 always gets his man.
JOKE FIVE - Le French jokee (this one is kind of racist sorry)
French Man: Hey u guys got any bread or french fries???
Rabbeye: No, but I do have some of these Jewish bread!!!
JOKE SIX: Final Joke - tell this joke to a man while he is on his deathbed.
Barnacle Bill: Son, i want you to have my fortune when I die.
Barnacle Bill Jr.: Don't say that dad! But also ok cool thanks, can I dumb your fortune into the sea as a sign of disrespect?
Barnacle Bill: OK. But don't let your mother find out I spent all the fortune on wine and cheese before I died, She HATES cheese!
Barnable Bill Jr: (this is the funny part) Holy Shit!